FDA Recalls
Vegan Hot Dogs After They Start Barking at Owners
A nationwide recall was issued when plant-based hot
dogs made from "pea protein" began growling and
chasing cars. One even bit a guy. Scientists blame
spiritual tofu possession.
Florida Man Raises Emotional Support
Chicken That Hates Everyone
Gregory Swenson says his hen's "Cluckles" helps with
anxiety, but she's pecked 17 people and bit a
mailman. "She's healing me through emotional
trauma," he insists. Nobody agrees.
Be Their
Last Hope
This is Buttons. She just found out you ate her
cousin.
She's forming a gang of alley cats to rise up at
dawn.
You can still make it right. Maybe.
.
Dave Monroe is done with this
site.
It is just a nice little parody site, so don't take anything on it
seriously.
What is serious is some of my
art.
You can see a small portfolio
here. Some are links
to other parody sites.
I buy about 6 domains a month so many more will be coming.
"ART THAT'S OFFICIAL - NOT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE" - Dave Monroe
