NEWS STORY FDA Recalls Vegan Hot Dogs After They Start Barking at Owners A nationwide recall issued when plant-based hot dogs made from "pea protein" began growling and chasing cars. One even bit a guy. Scientists blame spiritual tofu possession.

HUMAN INTEREST STORY TexASS Wanabe Cop Runs Chicken & Hen Brothel into Ruins Meet Cluckles, the headliner at TexASS Ranch and Wing House. Where the hens aren't the only ones running around clueless. It's BYO-bail-money. No refunds. No dignity. (Cluckles regrets everything.)

Be Their Last Hope This is Buttons. She just found out you ate her cousin. She's forming a gang of alley cats to rise up at dawn. You can still make it right. Maybe. .

Dave Monroe is done with this site.
It is just a nice little parody site, so don't take anything on it seriously.

What is serious is some of my art.
You can see a small portfolio here. Some are links to other parody sites.

But THE REAL SERIOUS SHIT...
WELL IT IS RIGHT HERE:

Wings-To-Go.com
WingsToGONE.com
 

I buy about 6 domains a month so many more will be coming.

"ART THAT'S OFFICIAL - NOT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE"
                                                                       - Dave Monroe

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